But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.
So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can’t take it back.
Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee’s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and “treats her like a princess”? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)
MySpace Stats:
About me:
my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.
After further consideration, there have been some business objections to the rest of the content in this post. Thus, at the request of our owners it has been removed until we can get full approval.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Just another dumb American
February 9th, 2008 at 2:59 am
OooOooo, her friend in that last image is Hot Hot Hot! Charisma is it?
February 9th, 2008 at 3:34 am
if she didn’t have 3 chin I would consider her as my english tutor
February 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
For an 18 year old, she certainly drinks a lot…
February 9th, 2008 at 5:29 am
The glittery hip flasks in the last one are really classy.
February 9th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Can we lose all the pics without Jessica Alba’s little sister in them?
February 9th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Regardless of this poor girl’s deluded perception of adulthood, I have to say the most disturbing thing I read was her “body type” in the MySpace profile. I’m stunned that anyone that thin and healthy looking would consider her body “more to love”. I hope she’s being ironic…even if she doesn’t know what that means.
February 9th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Oh well. She may not have any brains, but she’s got a nice rack. I wouldn’t date her, but I’d like to fuck her ass.
And what’s with all the douchy clone guys she hangs out with?
February 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Just another dumb sluts forehead to bust your nut on. Who cares? 90% of girls are like this. Not a girl I would take home to mamma.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
she has a gut
February 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Now ask yourselves what the hell YOU thought you knew at 19.
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Her mom has a man body.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Dog”, I hope you’re not American, because that would make you twice as stupid as I think you already are.
1: America is a cultural melting pot. So there’s bound to be a bigger mix of people.
2: Don’t base an entire group of people on a few that you’ve met.
3: I’d like you to show me a country where virtually every person is an intellectual and has never made poor choices.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Yeah, i think she better stay in college, she better nab a rich one and soon!
February 9th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I love how Lynzee and crew have co-opted Bob Marley as their own. What’s the deal between over-drinking party girls and Bob Marley? If these spoiled assholes from so. cal. actually went to Jamaica they’d be holed up in some gated/guarded resort getting sick on shooters and maniacally pouting and faux-lesbian kissing and grinding for the ever-present camera, too scared of the teeming black masses and the poverty to venture outside.
Anyone know her zip code? My guess is Torrance. Near a beach community but not quite rich enough to live there. Maybe Huntington Beach.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Good lord, she looks like a female Billy Corgan.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
What a cunt. That sad thing is, she will never realize how insignificant she really is in this world.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I figure she has a few good years left before she starts looking just like her ma, and we all know that is just GROSS!
February 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
to ken’s comment:
ROFLOL
February 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hi…. i was searching for sing down the moon by scott o dell and i came across your post and it is definitely the most sensible thing i have seen in a long time, and in my opinion you got something good going here, i have to get my friends to subscribe to your post about nnial 2007 - salvatore iaconesi - del.icio.us poetry.
February 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
What an idiot. Why don’t we check in on her 10 years from now. She will be on food stamps. lol
February 9th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This is a hoax ETC
February 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
She’s right, you know. Women were never the heroes of mytholgoy–they were always the hero’s prize. That human being of either gender considers this should not be so is nothing short of sheer arrogance!
February 9th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
They took the link off…argh?
Anyone want to link me to it?
Also…
Dear Mr. Dog,
Go to hell.
February 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
This women obviously has no notion of American history. I don’t even study history and I know this. Up until the 60’s most women didn’t go to college to get a degree for themselves. Most women went to to college to find a man with a college degree. This woman is ignorant. College is also an experience. Best experience I ever had(besides Burning Man!!!). Most people don’t end of working in the field they went to school for. College is about learning how to jump through hoops and how to get things done ON TIME!!! That can help you out in every facet of life. Especially dumb ass pompous bitches like this. I feel bad for her family and friends who have to put up with her.
February 9th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
As a young woman who is currently going to college (and paying quite a bit for it), I’m extremely insulted that this ridiculous, air-brained, nearly-illiterate girl declares that I am wasting my time. I do plan to get married and have kids, but I also plan to work, because that gives me more of a purpose than merely cleaning the house and washing clothes. I sincerely hope she realizes how stupid she is before she decides to become someone’s housekeeper and nanny for life.
February 9th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Wow, that’s an amazing belief. I think there should be state funded prostitues for our military service. Here’s our first recruit.
February 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Honest or not, it’s funny!
February 9th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Looks like her myspace was deleted, maybe by an influx of nasty emails for her stupidity?
It was at:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=171393258
Although, her best friend’s is still up at:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=95443964
February 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Reading that column, are you sure she’s 19 and not 9?
February 10th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I agree with this girl. Seriously. Family is important, college useless for personal happiness and a stable society.
But who’s too blindly convinced of what has never really doubted will never understand. Forget about it… One day, maybe one day…
February 10th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Ken — she’s a clone girl. What kind of guys would you expect her to hang out with?
February 10th, 2008 at 7:47 am
“…I personally believe that US Americans, that, unable to Iraq, dont have books or maps for the future of South Africa children, i believe over here”
February 10th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Nothing highlights your white-trash pedigree better than spelling your name “Lynzee.”
February 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Wow, is she ever deluded. Not “every girl” wants some guy to take care of her!
Someone needs to throw some chlorine in the gene pool (or let her drink it).
February 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
It’s still up on Google cache, click the cache link after you go to this link: http://www.google.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.collegebars.net%2Fmeet-college-isnt-necessary-author-lynzee-stauss%2F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.mozilla.campus:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
February 10th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Note that this image has been around two years, putting the girl at 17 when she wrote it. Do a google search for “lynzee stauss” and you’ll find a forum where this post was circulating in 2006.
February 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
[...] Meet “College Isn’t Necessary” Author Lynzee Stauss | The Liquor Cabinet (tags: dumbest author) [...]
February 10th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
another pain in the ass dumb shit girl.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I wonder when she submitted the article to the editor, did the editorial staff quietly snicker and publish it without comment….
February 11th, 2008 at 8:30 am
how do you think those guys got rich? hmm higher education perhaps. but we all understand if you want to have an IQ of a rock for the rest of your life. but that is her choice i guess.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:31 am
f*ck!! She has a friend call Charisma!?!?!?
February 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Poor dumb kid. (Weren’t we all at 19?)
I’d love to see her follow up article she writes when she’s 29.
-From Princess to Possession, Why Everyone Needs A College Education.
or maybe
-Single Mom Returns To College
how about
-When Will My Prince Find Me?
February 11th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
this was a joke right, if this poor girl thinks thats how it should be she should look into brain surgery or something because school has obviously not gotten through to her. there is more to life then looks and shopping…look into it…
February 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
[...] Stauss, you sure convinced me. How have I been so blind all these years? Instead of laboring away for a degree so that I might someday become self-sufficient, I could have [...]
February 14th, 2008 at 5:20 am
And here I am wasting my time with this stupid engineering degree! I should probably just drop out of college right now, save myself some time. Get a wife..maybe some kids…think of all the things I’m missing out on because of college…
February 17th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
this chick is the dumbest broad i have ever had the displeasure of reading about. how can someone be so stupid? Blame the MOM!!!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:19 am
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=332181134
her new myspace?
February 21st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
[...] you may wish this is a joke, as did I. You and I are not so lucky. CollegeBars.net did some further investigating (aka scouring the depths of MySpace) and found that this is sadly a [...]
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
No, this is a serious article. I go to school with this dumb bitch, and trust me, everyone was laughing their asses off when it first got published. But what I find weird is, it got published two years ago, and it’s just now hitting the web?
February 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Clearly, based upon her spelling and grammar, she believes that a Junior High School education is also not necessary!
February 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Umm, her grammar and repetition sucks. She’s supposed to be 19? It sounds to me that she’s uneducated, has no reasoning or logic and sounds like a 7 year old.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:22 am
@ February 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“But Really. Now ask yourselves what the hell YOU thought you knew at 19. Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
Forget 19, I thought better than that in primary (elementary) school. For the record, I’m 19 now. And people wonder about the state the world is in. This brat is just another argument for capital punishment.
March 17th, 2008 at 5:53 am
I don’t think she’s serious. Either she is sarcastic or mentally unstable. No mentally stable human can hold such a view.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@dog: don’t even make this about nationality, you prick. america is laughing at this stupid whore just as hard as you are
April 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am
No, Jonathon! You HAVE to stay in college so you can get a dumb fuck wife for yourself! LUCKY YOU! Actually, according to this girl, lucky her (your future wife)!
These type of girls make me want to puke my brains out. They are ruining it for the small population of us females who, in no way, believe this insipid bullshit.
Why didn’t her editors correct her horrific grammar before they published?
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm
that girl, if she is serious, needs to be locked in a cage for eternity, she is an insult to women everywhere, and she shouldnt be even in the paper with such horrific grammer. she is a complete disgrace and personally i hope she burns in hell