Good news for all you criminal justice majors out there. There’s a chance you could get placed at a prison with booze, sports and crazy drunken orgies. According to CNN, one of the nation’s largest prisons in Florida has gone through some serious in-house cleaning:
“Corruption had gone to an extreme,” McDonough said, saying it all began at the top. “They seemed to be drunk half the time and had orgies the other half, when they weren’t taking money and beating each other up.”
Some of the other action included:
• Top prison officials admitting to kickbacks;
• Guards importing and selling steroids in an effort to give them an edge on the softball field;
• Taxpayer funds to pay for booze and women;
Now I’m not saying all prisons should be like this, but should you find yourself working at one, be sure to send your high school guidance counselor something nice.