The base of the idea for Facebook was thought of on October 28th, 2003. It was a Tuesday night and Zuckerberg was sitting at his computer, apparently drunk, writing in his blog. He was looking at various students photos posted on the schools network, amazed at just how ugly some of the kids at Harvard were.

I’m a little intoxicated, not gonna lie. So what if it’s not even 10pm and it’s a Tuesday night? What? The Kirkland facebook is open on my computer desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics. I almost want to put some of these faces next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on which is more attractive. It’s not such a great idea and probably not even funny, but Billy comes up with the idea of comparing two people from the facebook, and only sometimes putting a farm animal in there. Good call Mr. Olson! I think he’s onto something.

So amazed at this fact, he wanted to compare all the students to farm animals. Thats right. The very social network you’re a part of was originally rooted in an application to compare you to a horses ass. From here Zuckerberg proceeded to scan and download every publicly available student photo from the network to begin coding his application.

Eventually, this application would evolve into something called ‘FaceMatch’. This program would put two peoples pictures side by side, and let you click on which one was more attractive. It would then aggregate all the data and rank each person from most attractive to least attractive.

This application got Zuckerberg in a bit of hot water with the administration at Harvard. In the eyes of Harvard, Zuckerberg didnt have legal permission to use everyones photos. Since Harvard’s network was technically private, the ‘Ad Board’ at Harvard did the next worst thing to being expelled.

Court: All right. Did you also develop before FaceBook a program called FaceMatch?
Zuckerberg: Yeah.
Question: Okay. Can you describe that for us briefly?
Zuckerberg: It was somewhat of a joke, but I mean basically what it was is it took all of Harvard’s students I.D. pictures, and it would, and it basically like allowed the student body population to rank all the photos according to the attractiveness of the people in the photos by using the chess ranking algorithm for taking two players which had different ranks and assigned new ranks based upon who won a match. So I mean, it would show two at a time and then you can click on one and that person would be more attractive.
Court: And this was pictures of the undergraduate student body at Harvard; is that correct?
Zuckerberg: Yeah
Court: Did you get in any trouble for doing that?
Zuckerberg: Yeah

Court: Who was making complaints?
Zuckerberg: The University
Court: Specifically, whom did you receive complaints from?
Zuckerberg: I dont remember exactly.
Court: So within four hours after you launched it, you received a complaint or one or more complaints from somebody at the university?
Zuckerberg: Yeah. I heard from people within the school and then like — by the end of that night they had taken away my internet connection but the site was already down before that.
Court: Who is they?
Zuckerberg: The schools IT department
Court: And did you have to — did you receive any other complaints about FaceMash other than the initial ones?
Zuckerberg: Well, I got a formal complaint from the school and eventually got in a lot of trouble for it.
Court: What kind of trouble did you get into?
Zuckerberg: I forgot what it’s called. I got put on probation I think.
Court: What were the terms of the probation.
Zuckerberg: It was basically just like dont do anything worse or dont do anything bad or else you’ll probably get kicked out from school. Probation is like one step less than getting kicked out.

Shortly thereafter, The Crimson, Harvard’s newspaper had a story about his software.

Much of the trouble surrounding the facemash could have been eliminated if only the site had limited itself to students who voluntarily uploaded their own photos. A site that allows us to succumb to the guilty pleasure of judging our friends and enemies in an e-Darwinist free-for-all would be acceptable—and hilarious—so long as its targets all choose to opt themselves into the spotlight.

Zuckerberg later used this student newspaper article in his defense against ConnectU, stating that it was where his idea, rooted in comparing you to animals and changed into a voting platform, evolved into FaceBook. At the beginning of that spring semester, FaceBook officially launched at Harvard and attracted over 4,000 students in the first few weeks. That semester would be Zuckerberg’s last. By the end of May, Facebook had spread to “28 or 29 schools” with 150-200,000 registered users. It was then that the founders decided to make the trek to California to sublet a house and program all summer.

In his testimony Mark made it sound like the only thing they did was sleep and program. At the end of their arranged sublet, they hadnt moved out yet. One of the managers of the property had come over to notify them that they had to vacate and noticed large amounts of damage done to the property including damage done to the roof after they built a zip line.

“After getting up on the roof to check the chimney where they had zip line running from chimney over to telephone pole beyond pool.

• All the furniture was in the garage, broken, and ‘buried’
• Mirrors broken/chipped
• Decorations from the wall pulled off and thrown on the floor
• Other various furnishings in the garage
• Grill dumped all over back yard
• Landscaping ruined
• Laundry room door broken off
• Pool heater broken
• Broken glass in the pool/filter
• Part of the roofing broken

But the dirtiest secret in the FaceBook deposition wasnt any of this. It was surrounding the Behavior of the then president Shawn Parker.

Zuckerberg: I didnt think he was a good manager of people. I didnt think some of the things he did reflected well on us when he was hiring people.
Court: What sort of things were those?
Zuckerberg: He was just a little erratic.
Court: What do you mean erratic?
Zuckerberg: Not consistent in his behavior. Sometimes he freaked people out.
Zuckerberg: How did he freak people out?
Zuckerberg: I think when he was talking to people he generally often did not make a good first impression. They just thought he was weird or like out of control or something. So that was one thing. And then he was managing different parts of the business, like the sales team and that wasn’t doing that well.
Court: Other than freaking people out and having trouble managing the salespeople, did you have any other criticisms of Shawn Parker?
Zuckerberg: Well, I said that I didnt think he was good at operating the role of president and he had like put the company in danger with some legal issues.
Court: What did he do?
Zuckerberg: And this is most confidential?
Court: Yes.
Zuckerberg: He was arrested for cocaine posession. I guess he was at a party with one of the employees of the company

So there you have it. Zuckerberg had an idea to compare students to farm animals, which evolved into an attractiveness rating program, and with the help of Harvard’s student newspaper, it finally turned into the initial idea for FaceBook. Then, while expanding its website they managed to completely trash their sublet and hire/fire a president with a big cocaine problem.

Who says Harvard students are boring?

A couple of us were out there talking to her earlier but she was too messed up and crazy so we let her be.
and the songs she was listening to were satisfaction and ecstasy.

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Cajun girls have irresistible accents that make them extra attractive. LSU also has great cheerleaders, and their marching band even gets into the act, featuring a subunit called the LSU Golden Girls.

9. University of Georgia

There’s still a lot of Scarlett O’Hara in Georgia girls. Like most southern women they take a huge amount of pride in their appearance, so it’s unlikely you’re going to see Bulldog girls wearing sweatpants and baggy sweatshirts all that often. Which is a definite plus.

8. Auburn University

Another southern school with girls who know how to look good, Auburn features a huge number of Sorority girls (34 percent of Auburn women pledge). Fall Saturdays features all kinds of hot Auburn girls on display, especially during the “Tiger Walk”, a tradition where fans line Donahue Drive to cheer on the team as they walk from Sewell Hall to the Auburn football stadium.

7. UCLA

Los Angeles features some of the most beautiful women on earth, in small part thanks to UCLA women. Great cheerleaders and an area with tons of girls who want to end up in the entertainment industry equals a pretty high rating.

6. South Carolina

It’s really hard to resist cracking a Gamecocks joke here (even harder than avoiding a “Crimson Tide” one above), so I’ll just say South Carolina women easily live up to their reputation as gorgeous Southern belles.

5. Ole Miss

Anyone who has spent any time in the Grove on a fall Saturday can tell you that Ole Miss is teeming with beautiful women. The football team generally has a tough time, but the girls and tailgating more than makes up for it. Plus you have to love a school where the slogan is “we may have lost the game, but we’ve never lost a party”.

4. University of Florida

The University of Florida takes more pride in its women than the vast majority of schools in America. Any Google Image search with a variation of the words “University of Florida girls” will show you that, and Gator fans definitely are justified in that pride.

3. Florida State University

Florida State’s athletics have fallen from prominence a bit lately, but the school still boasts some of the best looking women in America. Florida State features Uber Seminoles fan Jenn Sterger, a girl made famous simply for showing up to Florida State football games wearing very little.

2. University of Southern California

USC has the hottest cheerleaders, hands down, in the country, and that excellence filters down to the rest of the student body. You really can’t lose going to school at either of the major Los Angeles universities.

1. Arizona State University

When first making this list, USC was slotted in at the top, but after doing some research it became clear that Arizona State was going to have to be #1. Arizona State girls seemingly go to great lengths at sporting events to outdo one another when it comes to hotness, which is great since we all benefit from their competitiveness. A website/calendar company called Tempe12 started by selling a calendar filled with hot Arizona State women out of a guy’s bedroom, and was so successful its now a large and thriving business. That tells you everything you need to know.

Surprising fact not too many people probably realize: USF is the ninth largest school in the country, as measured by student population. Not so surprising fact: lots and lots of hot girls go to USF, drawn by the gorgeous Tampa weather.

19. Washington

The Huskies features lots of hot back to nature type of girls who are attending the school because of the beautiful natural setting. Mt. Ranier is visible from campus, and the school sits at the edge of the Union and Portage Bays.

18. Alabama

Getting seriously into the stereotypical southern college girl when it comes to the University of Alabama, and that’s a good thing. These girls are nearly always in tip top shape and looking their best, leading to their high ranking. They wear dresses to football games, what more can you ask for?

17. University of Miami (FL)

Like UCLA, Miami’s campus is located in a place known for its beautiful women. This definitely extends to the campus as tons of hot girls are drawn to attend by the Miami sunshine.

16. Kansas

Jayhawk women are as passionately invested in their basketball teams as anyone else around, and while their beauty is of the salt of the earth country variety it can’t be downplayed. Kansas is unfairly maligned as flyover country, but you’re missing out on some real gems if you think that way.

15. Clemson

We’re going to establish pretty clearly in this list that southern girls are pretty hot, and Clemson girls are a great example. Kind of a middle of the pack ACC school, but they have some of the hottest women in the conference. Major bonus points for their knockout cheerleaders.

14. Cal

Cal has a long tradition of being a politically active campus, so if you’re into the save the world types you’ll probably find a girl right up your alley in Berkeley. Plus pole vaulting internet legend Allison Stokke goes there, so that’s a pretty big plus.

13. Arkansas

Anyone who has lived in the south can tell you about southern girls, and they are still plenty hot even in states that have less than stellar reputations. Hoo pig sooey! But totally in a good way.

12. Texas

One word: chaps. They make for some of the hottest cheerleaders in the country. Like Ohio State, the University of Texas is absolutely massive, so no matter your taste in women you’ll be able to find it here.

11. Oregon

Oregon is supposedly one of the healthiest states in the country, and you can absolutely see that represented with its college women. The Ducks football jerseys take a lot of heat, but in my opinion they actually work on females. The colors especially look great on Ducks cheerleaders.

I’m sure Dick Vitale would have Duke’s women #1 in the land, but I think this is pretty fair. I’m sure Duke fans will be upset when they see further down the list that North Carolina has trumped them again.

29. Utah

Everyone knows it I think, Mormon girls are generally pretty hot. But I’m guessing you get a slightly less crazy student body at Utah than you do at BYU, which is why we went with the Utes for our list.

28. North Carolina

Powder blue is a good color on most girls, and UNC co-eds wear it especially well. They also have a reputation as being slightly less bookish than their Duke counterparts, which, for the purposes of this list anyway, is a good thing.

27. Michigan State

Michigan State girls have the reputation of being a little slower than their Michigan sisters who go to school in Ann Arbor. But who cares when they look like this? I’d definitely prefer to find myself in Lansing.

26. UNLV

You know that girls attending college in Sin City are going to be hot. Common sense would suggest the student stripper population is probably higher at UNLV than any other college in the country.

25. Tennessee

From Rocky Top:

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top,
Half bear the other half cat;

Pretty much sums it up.

24. Ohio State

Ohio State is usually the largest University in the country (sometimes slipping to number two behind Texas), so it’s pretty much impossible not to find gorgeous girls. When you’ve got a sample size of 25k+ you’re always going to be in good shape.

23. Kentucky

Kentucky girls are some of the sweetest you’ll ever find, and if you’re a basketball fan then these girls are right up your alley because they are probably more basketball crazy than any other college in the country. Legend has it they make pretty sweet mint juleps too.

22. Wisconsin

When I started this list I had Wisconsin buried in the bottom half of this list, but I had to bump them after seeing picture after picture of ridiculously hot Badger women. Maybe its the cheese, I’m not sure. But they certainly earned their bump.

21. Arizona

I never thought of Arizona as a hot girl mecca, but apparently I should have. Arizona women are smoking hot, appropriately enough for the climate.

Stanford girls get an unfair reputation for being bookish and not all that attractive, but if you want to date a future political power player or high profile attorney this is the place to go. And power (not to mention money) is pretty hot.

39. Iowa

University of Iowa girls are stereotypically innocent and pure of heart, possibly because of all the stereotypical corn they are eating. But then again there’s the old stereotype about the farmer’s daughter … which to believe?

38. Purdue

Purdue and Indiana probably should have been tied for this list, but we’ll give the edge to Purdue based on the slightly higher perceived intelligence.

37. Penn State

The girls here live in a place called Happy Valley. The name holds up. Plus they can apparently hold things with their feet, which is weirdly awesome.

36. Oklahoma

Oklahoma girls clearly know how to dress for a football game. Major points for that.

35. Nebraska

When even the mascot mentions corn I think you know what you’re getting into here. More with the wholesome and sweet.

34. Colorado

Hot girls aren’t just attracted to beaches and sunshine, they also love the snow. The University of Colorado has had a ski club since 1933, and it’s the largest collegiate ski club in the country.

33. North Carolina State

North Carolina State suffers in comparison to its rival in Chapel Hill, but it shouldn’t because the girls here are top notch. North Carolina must be a great place to go to school pretty much no matter what college you choose to attend.

32. Michigan

Michigan is one of the finer public schools in the country, so not only will you find some hot girls, she’ll probably be able to hold a conversation with you.

31. Vanderbilt

Vanderbilt spends much of its time getting pushed around the SEC, what with it being the token “smart” school in the conference, but its women manage to hold their own. You get a particularly wealthy and cultured type of southern girl at Vanderbilt. Also, most of the girls are in sororities, which means they are probably easy and drunk most of the time. Or maybe I’ve watched too many college movies, one or the other.

Nothing better than a hot girl who is also smart, and the University of Illinois embraces that belief to the fullest. A creative student at UofI put together a “Girls of Engineering” for the 2007 year and the picture above graced the cover. Sign me up for the 2008 edition.

49. Missouri

University of Missouri women love their football, and they had a lot to cheer about this past season when the Tigers finished fifth in the country. And we have a lot to cheer about when it comes to fans that look like the two above.

48. Pacific

The University of the Pacific has been the setting for many Hollywood movies, including Raiders of the Lost Ark. Which I’m sure is what brings in the hotties. That or the beautiful California weather. Either way, Pacific boasts a 58% female population, making it an ideal setting for any guy.

47. Maryland

Like any big public university you’ve got a deep pool of female undergrads to choose from. Many of whom probably chose the University because they couldn’t get into Georgetown (not to mention the allure of the cute turtle mascot). This can be a good thing.

46. Oregon State

Oregon State features the reigning Playmate of the Year in Sara Jean Underwood. If the cream of the crop is that good the rest can’t be all that bad.

45. Virginia Tech

If a science or math geek is your kind of girl, then don’t look any further than a Polytechnic Institute. Wikipedia says the “agriculture, engineering, architecture, forestry, and veterinary medicine departments” are considered the strongest at Virginia Tech, and you can’t tell me that a girl who is into forestry wouldn’t be a good time.

44. Louisville

A Louisville cheerleader had a scandal last fall, pretty much right out of every guy’s biggest fantasy. Graphic photos of Becca Manns began popping up in Google Image searches and on porn sites, allegedly stolen from a lost memory stick that belonged to her camera. So UofL has some fairly awesome cheerleaders, enough to land them here on our list.

43. Indiana

Everyone loves the corn fed midwestern girls, including Newsweek who recently named Indiana University “the hottest big state school in the nation”. I’m not sure they were talking about the same thing we’re discussing here, but it works.

42. TCU

Which to believe, the “Christian” or the mascot which might as well be called a horny toad? Either way, there’s nothing wrong with a nice girl going through her wild college phase, and there are plenty of hot girls at TCU doing just that.

41. Washington State

The girls of Pullman are are very solid, and the school is blessed with some of the hottest cheerleaders in the country (as you can see above).

So you’ve been drinking a fair amount of vino and hop in the car with your two young children. Pretty soon you see the cherries flashing in your rear view mirror and pull over. You’re drunk and you know it. Time to make a serious choice.

Do you:
A) Tell the cop you’ve had some wine and take the field sobriety test.
B) Politely decline a field sobriety test, breathalyzer or any other test and keep quiet until you get a lawyer cause you KNOW you’re drunk.
C) Hide your keys in your vagina and insist that you weren’t driving. Then proceed to swear at the cop when they ask you to take a field sobriety test until they arrest you, strip search you and find out exactly what you were hiding.

At a St. Patty’s day party this weekend I talked to a cop and a lawyer about this question. Both said option B is the best choice if you know you’re drunk. Now, I was a little hammered at the time, but I’m just about certain that nothing even CLOSE to option C was mentioned in our conversation. However, according to the Peterleemail that was the exact advice given to 38 year old Jennifer Lowery by a friend. Here’s how it went down:

“She was asked to produce the keys and disputes she had driven the vehicle and was searched,” added Mrs Jones.

She said this was followed by an “intimate search”, which she also called a “strip search”.

Mrs Jones said that although Lowery maintained she had not been driving, she admitted she had hidden the keys because a friend had told her you could not be charged without the keys.

So make a serious ‘note to self’ ladies… (car keys + vagina != no DUI).

Cameo Patch
Age at time of offense: 29
Location: Toole County, UT

Occupation: Substitute Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student
Crime: Performing oral sex on a minor. Charged with unlawful sexual conduct and lewdness
Sentence: $2000 fine, 36 months probation and ordered to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation.

Angela Comer
Age at time of offense: 26
Location: Kentucky

Occupation: Middle School Math Teacher
Lover: 14 year-old male student
Crime: Fled the country with a 14-year-old lover and her four-year-old son.
Sentence: Indicted by a grand jury in Kentucky on felony custodial interference, two counts of third-degree sodomy and four counts of unlawful transaction with a minor relating to sexual acts.

Danielle Walls
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: San Diego, CA

Occupation: High School History Teacher
Lover: 16 year-old male student
Crime: 10 to 25 sexual encounters with a minor, supplying drugs and alcohol to a minor. Pled guilty to multiple counts of unlawful sexual contact and furnishing alcohol to a minor in addition giving a controlled substance to a minor.
Sentence: 1 year in jail, 5 years six months probation.

Christine Scarlett
Age at time of offense: 39
Location: Strongsville, OH

Occupation: Art Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student
Crime: Scarlett allegedly held a win a date with a teacher contest, and took Bradigan to Dairy Queen. Bradigan said Scarlett then made a move on him in the parking lot of a Strongsville mall. Bradigan says a sexual relationship followed.
Sentence: Sentencing yet to take place.

Amber Jennings
Age at time of offense: 30
Location: Dudley, MA

Occupation: High School English Teacher
Lover: 16 year-old male student
Crime: Emailing nude pictures and video of herself to a former student. Pled guilty to “disseminating harmful materials to a minor”.
Sentence: 2 years probation

Rebecca Dawn Bogard
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: Biloxi, MI

Occupation: High School Teacher
Lover: 16 year-old male student
Crime: Sent explicit text messages and trysted with the victim in her white Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”
Sentence: Facing felony sexual battery charges.

Mary Kay Letourneau
Age at time of offense: 34
Burien, WA

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher
Lover: 13 year-old male student
Crime: Having sex with a minor.
Sentence: Pled guilty to two counts of second-degree statutory rape and was sentenced to 89 months in prison.

Fact: Letourneau was her victims 3rd grade tacher and began their sexual relationship when she taught him again in 6th grade when he was 13 years old. Letourneau gave birth to his love child while serving her 89 month prision sentence. Letourneau was released from prision in 2004 and was married to her victim (now 21 years old) one year later.

Pamela Smart
Age at time of offense: 23
Location: Derry, NH

Occupation: Media Services Coordinator
Lover: 15 year-old male
Crime: Seduced 15-year-old William “Billy” Flynn and threatening to leave him unless he killed her husband.
Sentence: Charged with murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Note: Nicole Kidman portrayed Pamela Smart in the movie To Die For.

Janelle Batkins
Age at the time of crime: 42
Location: Clinton, MI

Occupation: French Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student
Crime: Had sex with underage student at her home over a several month period.
Sentence: Charged with two counts of CSC and if convicted she will serve jail time.

Loni Folks
Age at time of offense: 24
Location: Petal, Mississippi.

Occupation: 5th Grade Teacher
Lover: 16 year-old male student
Crime: Arrested on Jan 28, 2008 for having sexual relations with a minor.
Sentence: Charges pending.

Sandra Geisel
Age at time of offense: 42
Location: Colonie, NY

Occupation: English Teacher
Lover: 4 students incuding a 16 year-old student.
Crime: Having sex with 4 students including a minor in the backseat of her car.
Sentence: Albany County District Attorney’s office filed two felony rape charges.

Heather Shelton
Age at time of offense: 22
Location: Buncombe, NC

Occupation: Teacher’s Assistant
Lover: 18-year-old student
Crime: In North Carolina it is a felony for any teacher to have sex with a student regardless of the age of the student.
Sentence: Fired from her job

Carrie McCandless
Age at time of offense: 29
Location: Jefferson County, CO

Occupation: High School English Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student
Crime: Having sex with a minor during a school sponsored camping trip to the Rockies. Pled guilty to tampering with evidence and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Sentence: 45 days in days in prison, 5 years probation, 1 - two year deferred sentence, 1 – 4 year deferred sentence and 10 year registration as a sex offender
Odd Fact: Carrie’s husband was the school’s principal.

Amy McElhenney
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Austin, TX

Occupation: High School Spanish Teacher
Lover: 18-year-old student
Crime: Charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony.
Sentence: A conviction on a second-degree felony could result in up to 20 years in prison
Notes: Competed in the 2002 Miss Texas pageant after she was crowned Miss Bexar County.

Pamela Rogers Turner
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: McMinniville, TN

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher, Physical Education and Basketball Coach
Lover: 13 year-old male student
Crime: Having vaginal and oral sex with a minor on more than a dozen occasions at school, her home and the teens’ home. She was later arrested for sending nude photos, sex videos and text messages to a minor and continuing communications with the boy through blogs and a website after her original arrest. She was ultimately charged with 4 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and violation of probation
Sentence: 270 days in prison, an 8-year suspended sentence, 7 years 3 months probation, register as a sex offender and surrender her teaching certificate for life.
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Debra Lafave
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Tampa, FL

Occupation: Middle School Teacher
Lover: 14 year-old male student
Crime: Numerous sexual encounters with a teen in her classroom, her home and her SUV. Charged with 4 felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.
Sentence: 3 years house arrest, 7 years probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender who cannot work near children
Odd Fact: Nick Carter claims to have lost his virginity to Ms. Lafave

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