Apr 3
Crazy Girl On Ecstasy at UC Santa Cruz
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I dont really know what to say about this one. Apparently after a ‘four day drug spree’ this girl decides to go crazy in the Quad at Santa Cruz. You know what this girl needs that there is plenty of in California? Sun. I thought everyone in California was tan? Oh well, college is about experimentation and finding yourself, right?

A couple of us were out there talking to her earlier but she was too messed up and crazy so we let her be.
and the songs she was listening to were satisfaction and ecstasy.

Mar 18
Hot Teachers, Seduced Students
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In the last few years it seems that being a teacher and sleeping with your students is the ‘in’ thing to do. So we compiled a list of some of the hottest teachers to, ahem, inappropriately relate with their students.

Cameo Patch

Cameo Patch
Age at time of offense: 29
Location: Toole County, UT

Occupation: Substitute Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student
Crime: Performing oral sex on a minor. Charged with unlawful sexual conduct and lewdness
Sentence: $2000 fine, 36 months probation and ordered to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation.

Angela Comer

Angela Comer
Age at time of offense: 26
Location: Kentucky

Occupation: Middle School Math Teacher
Lover: 14 year-old male student
Crime: Fled the country with a 14-year-old lover and her four-year-old son.
Sentence: Indicted by a grand jury in Kentucky on felony custodial interference, two counts of third-degree sodomy and four counts of unlawful transaction with a minor relating to sexual acts.

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Mar 6
The Internet Gets Creative With Obama
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We woke up this morning to a flurry of popular photoshopped images of Obama based upon this photo from a Reuters article.  They’re scattered about, and we dont know who made them, but they’re pretty awesome

Original Obama

Original(titled ‘cool’)

 

Obama Cooler

Then this one came out, titled ‘Cooler’.

 

Obama Coolest

Followed by ‘Coolest’

 

XKCD Obama Coolest Est

And then XKCD chimed in, and called this one ‘coolest-est’.

 

Obama Coolest Est Est

And finally we give you ‘Coolest est est’.  We see a theme here.  A theme of awesome.

 

 

Feb 15
This Neighbor Sign War Makes Us Laugh.
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About six weeks ago the sign on the right popped up in a yard that said “John Lebron at 3006 is a felon on probation”. 3006 is the address of the house next door. About three days later, a crudely drawn sign appeared in the yard of 3006 that said “This is true. I was a drug addict, but have been saved by Jesus Christ, my Savior”. That sign lasted only a few days and was eventually replaced by the sign you see here on the left which reads “Our neighbor is impotent and can’t have children”.

Sign War


Feb 12
Florida Prison of Booze, Sports and Orgies
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Prison Party House

Good news for all you criminal justice majors out there. There’s a chance you could get placed at a prison with booze, sports and crazy drunken orgies. According to CNN, one of the nation’s largest prisons in Florida has gone through some serious in-house cleaning:

“Corruption had gone to an extreme,” McDonough said, saying it all began at the top. “They seemed to be drunk half the time and had orgies the other half, when they weren’t taking money and beating each other up.”

Some of the other action included:

• Top prison officials admitting to kickbacks;

• Guards importing and selling steroids in an effort to give them an edge on the softball field;

• Taxpayer funds to pay for booze and women;

Now I’m not saying all prisons should be like this, but should you find yourself working at one, be sure to send your high school guidance counselor something nice.

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