Retarded acts of drinking are nothing like the conventional ‘drinking game’. They cannot be classified as drinking games because there is really no way to win. Peer pressure, bad judgment, and a need for attention will almost guarantee that you’ll be the moron performing one of these acts. We’ve singled out 5 of the most pointless, so that you may think back to this article when you’re being hoisted high above a keg this weekend.
5) The Shotgun
How To: Puncture bottom of beer can, place your mouth on the opening, and open the beer. This results in beer flowing into your mouth at high rates of speed.
You would be better off: Just drinking a beer fast. Shotgunning a beer leaves about 1/4 of your beer on the floor. Unless you live in a frat house or trailer park there is no reason to shotgun a beer.